My Story

Chris McCausland is a human from Liverpool who lives in the leafy suburbs of South West London.
He was born in 1977, just three weeks after Liverpool’s first European Cup triumph and was incredibly disappointed to have missed the occasion.
He loves pizza, but never actually tried one until he was twenty years old.
His degree is in software engineering, which is nothing like normal engineering.
He is a fan of both Apple and apples, and often enjoys typing on one whilst eating the other.
He has an uncontrollable addiction to Salt & Vinegar Pringles, but is seeking help.
He is blind and lost his site gradually due to a condition called Retinitis Pigmentosa, which sounds sexier than it really is.
He makes a fairly decent spag bol, but then again who doesn’t.
He is terrified of flying in planes, but is weirdly fine with hot air balloons.
He is a child of the 90’s grunge scene, but has never been to Seattle.
He has never watched a single James Bond film and is absolutely fine with this.
His knees crack every time he crouches down and his mouth hangs open whenever he thinks too hard.
He therefore tries to do neither of these things.
He won Strictly Come Dancing in 2024
His autobiography is coming out on October 9th 2025. You can pre-order it now.